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The worst movie ever all star was good tho
Random person: Shrek is love
Me: ew nope!
the best ship ever no one can say anything about it as it is so perfect
Person 1:I ship PS1 Hagrid x Shrek
Person 2: So does everyone you're not original
I just had a shrek neck and I think I need to see a doctor
I was only 9 years old.
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Shrek is love” I say, “Shrek is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Shrek! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says,
"It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
Shrek is Love Shrek is Life
A phrase that implies you're going to crash a wedding. Is a reference to the first Shrek film where Shrek dramatically ruins Lord Farquaad and Fiona's wedding.
"Buckle up, Millie! We're doing a Shrek!" - Blitz from Helluva Boss (EXES AND OOHS // S2: Episode 3)
I sexy shrek kaka is when your partner girl/boy is doesn’t matter shits in your mouth and you smear it all over your body while singing I’m a believer
I just gave your great grandmother a sexy shrek kaka last night it was SOO hawt