Shrek 5

The sequel to Shrek 4, but it is gonna be bad cuz there too many Shrek movies

Friend: Wanna see Shronket the third
Me: No cuz they replaced it with Shrek 5
All: EWW

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The Shrek

When you have a sinus infection and you sneeze into your hand and use the mucus to masturbate

Dirk loves to do the shrek

shrek day

on November 22 is national Shrek Day

Shrek day is shrek day

shrek day

August 21 is national Shrek day. You are obligated to watch the entirety of all the Shrek movies with the homies.

Jimbo: YO it's Shrek Day

Bob: Poggerz lets bone while we watch

Shrek-donkey-head-donkey

monkey have one banana, banana valuable, monkey have 2 banana, banana not valuable

or a dub but

what a Shrek-donkey-head-donkey person

Shrek Baby

Shrekeist of the babies

I love my Shrek baby

Shrek Ass

Severe swamp ass

Tom: man it’s hotter than shit! Fucking giving me Swamp Ass.
Tony: My man I lived in AZ all my life, this ain’t even swamp ass this be shrek ass; Fuckin need a hero in this heat.