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When you lie down in bed, finally start going to sleep. And right then an there, right when you are LITERALLY about to fall asleep, you think you are falling off a cliff and you jolt up, wide awake, just sitting up in bed. This is actually completely normal and has to do with all of your muscles clenching together while falling asleep, then releasing all in about half a second.
I was so tired, finally falling asleep, then BAM. Just got up from a sleep start.
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The art of creeping up to someone while they are sleeping, getting as close to them as possible and then taking a photo of yourself next to them.
Creeping The Sleeping is a great way to ensure that your friends don't sleep in your presence.
Ridiculous or daring poses are preferred.
Is easily performed by insomniacs or those new to instagram.
"I will never sleep again in public, there are too many people Creeping The Sleeping"
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The act of getting money while you're sleeping
"I want that Sleeping Bag bro... making money while i'm sleep. Ya feel me?"
"Buy me a couple houses, get me a few tenants... then boom, I got that Sleeping Bag"
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When you go to sleep and your wife plays on your RuneScape account.
Dude, just do a few Maikeru Sleeps and you'll have level 120 Necromancy in no time!
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The act in which someone, often at a work station, is so finely on the cusp of sleep yet in a mental state of readiness.
Guy no. 1: What can you see on that monitor?
Guy no.2: What? ...Oh yep, that's not good, let's go sort that out.
Guy no.1: Dude were you just sleeping?
Guy no.2: Nope I was sleeping awake, it's different.
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The art of deriving pleasure from putting on socks in the middle of the night.
I went to bed without socks. I must have been sleep socking because I woke up with my favorite pair of wooly socks on. But my hangnail still hurts.
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A poor quality pick up move, where a man refuses to leaves someone's bed by pretending to be asleep.
Often used by people who have no game, or just genuinely shit blokes
-"your mate pulled out the 'sleeping man' last night, he must have been struggling"
-"what a sad, poor, lonely, misguided soul. pity the man"
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