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Soccer is a word that people only from the United States would call football. Soccer is a sport that includes a round ball that’s hard or squishy, (DONT BE DIRTY!!!) boots/cleats, shin guards, long socks, shorts and a jersey that’s matches with the whole team.
The players are goalie, mid fielders, strikers, middle defenders, defenders and subs. Subs don’t really do anything when there on the bench. Subs are substitutes for when a player gets hurt, has to sit out, player gets too tired to play, needs water and etc. At the end of the game your team needs the most goals to win!! Have fun
Shrek: Let’s play soccer baby!
Alexiana: Okay I’m down Shrek the father of my kids😏
the gayest shit ever if you play soccer dicks make you horny
hey lets go play soccer...but what he actually means, hey lets go have gay sex
The American scam of football for dickheads
You watch that soccer match?
No that’s for cunts
Means football but how idiots call it
I love soccer
and someone will reply you dumb sh- its called football
Its fucking football not soccer.
Guy 1:I'm going to watch soccer with some friends
Guy 2: It's football you stupid ass