A loud and proud LGBTQ+ activity where a bunch of girly Europeans kick a ball around for way too long. Somehow popular today, soccer is known for being incredibly ridiculous.
Did you know that Greg plays soccer? I wonder if his parents know he’s gay yet.
Person 1: hey do you want to play soccer?
Person 2: ITS FOOTBALL YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
The sport where you don’t actually know when someone is hurt or is just whining for the player to get a yellow card.
Soccer
Soccer is a word that people only from the United States would call football. Soccer is a sport that includes a round ball that’s hard or squishy, (DONT BE DIRTY!!!) boots/cleats, shin guards, long socks, shorts and a jersey that’s matches with the whole team.
The players are goalie, mid fielders, strikers, middle defenders, defenders and subs. Subs don’t really do anything when there on the bench. Subs are substitutes for when a player gets hurt, has to sit out, player gets too tired to play, needs water and etc. At the end of the game your team needs the most goals to win!! Have fun
Shrek: Let’s play soccer baby!
Alexiana: Okay I’m down Shrek the father of my kids😏
the gayest shit ever if you play soccer dicks make you horny
hey lets go play soccer...but what he actually means, hey lets go have gay sex