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a wicked good cereal. sometimes with red berries.
what are you having for breakfast?
oh just a box of special k
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Being consciously aware of your turn signal and consciously not using it.
The scientific definition of the lowest level of intelligence sufficient to get a driver's license.
Do not ascribe to malice that which can be ascribed to the Seattle special.
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a caramel coloured boy giving someone a lap dance while in a croptop and tights.
Maddy- Wow, I really want a caramel special
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When you are jerking someone off with one hand while using three fingers from your other hand to spin one testicle and sucking on the other testicle. Milking the testicles like one milks a cow.
Yeah I was hanging out with this chick and she gave me a JC special!
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The act of waiting until the last minute to do pretty much anything, even if you have a group waiting on you. Commonly seen on weekend nights or meet ups to go to catch a movie at a specific time. To properly fix this problem one must tell the velez specialist to get ready an hour before they actually should.
OOOH man! He pulled the velez special and we missed the movie.
Dam he pulled a velez special and i am no longer horny.
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the act of wrapping your dick in cookie dough or cake batter then proceeding to have your dick sucked until all the dough is gone
Sean: Kelsie, John would like a Baker's Special
Kelsie: OK I would love to. I already have the dough.
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A cocktail beverage served in a highball glass containing the following:
1 shot of Vodka
1 shot of Gin
Tonic Water
Bitters to taste
Renouned for it's ability to cause severe drunkeness due largely to the fact that they are served so cheaply at a certain Brisbane night club.
Travis: Jesus Tom, you look terrible!
Tom: Aye, the siren song of the $5 bonny special hath taken it's toll.
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