Steam Face

someone who can not comprehend social situations and hides themselfs alone in their home glued to their computer screen.

Jake is such a steam face, gross.

steamed hotdog

When you get a blowjob in a sauna

Bruh. I went to the gym. Got a steamed hotdog. Damn

steam and go

When you ask your girl after a long night for some head.

Hey babe it's been a long day at work, Jerome was a real dick. I need to play some war hammer can I just get some steam and go?

Kentucky Steam Pie

A very intriguing moment during sex when you put an ice-cube in a hole (any hole) and the penis gets hit with a torch very lightly and you proceed the act.

Oh man Im craving a Kentucky Steam Pie right now.

Funky steam

The cloudy gas (CO2 from the carbonation process) that you see when you open up a bottle of beer or a carbonated drink.

Why is it when you open a bottle of beer there’s always that funky steam in the top?

Steam Demon

When someone is taking a hot, steamy, shower and someone else goes into the bathroom and takes a shit without any courtesy flushes.

“I woke up and hopped in the shower and my boyfriend went in and dropped the nastiest Steam Demon- he damn near suffocated me.”

steam demon

It's when your shit is so hot that when it hits skin that bitch turns into a homemade steam room.

Brad - Hey Nick come here!

Nick - What?
*Brad shits on his arm
*Nick autistic scream
Brad - STEAM DEMON!!