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A sarcastic and insulting response expressing disinterest to a useless, boring or irrelevant story while also calling the person a ho.
Jessica: Did you know that approximately one in five women worldwide report being sexually abused before the age of 15!
Joey: Cool story ho.
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When you know that your ex or a someone of interest is viewing your snap story, so you tailor the story to evoke a type of response or especially a big "fuck you" to this person. The sub-story can work in many cases, including but not limited to: desiring a "fuck you" message, a "you wish you were here" message, a "i'm banging hotter chicks now" message or even an "i miss you" message if one is actually feeling that sentimental.
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"I know that Jamie is still viewing my snap story, so I'll sub-story her a picture of me and a smoking hot babe just as a big 'fuck you'"
"What the actual fuck, Laura is still viewing my snap story after she said she didn't want to go on a date, so I'll make a sub-story demonstrating how much of a thot i think she is."
" Brooke won't reply to my texts so i'll just make any snap a sub-story and see if she views it to determine if she's ignoring me or not"
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a really gross story which will probably lose your appetite after the story
The Corndog Story
there once was three bums outside of a restaurant. Two of the bums dared one of the bums to go in and beg for food. He goes inside and sees a lady. He goes up to her and begs for food she says only if you fuck me in the back room. He says ok. when they get there he really did not want to do it so he looks to the side and sees some corn dogs she turned around he stuck the corn dog in her ass she said "oh" because she thought it was his dick she said "do that again" so he did it again he threw them out the window because they came out red so he got all he can eat he went out side and he said guys i got all i can eat they said so we got two condogs with ketchup
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A story that lacks all emphasis, vigour, articulation or significance.
Tom: ...and then we all went home!
John: Man, that was such a Farid story...
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When in an awkward situation, go into akward tent postion. From there lock fingers together and let you hands fall from your head into a vague basket shape near your abdomine. You can swing the basket now while saying "good story basket, tell me a tale" after this it is best to make up a great story to distract who ever else is witnessing the awkward situation. Thus, making everything better.
You're standing with a group of friends, then suddenly one drops dead. Normally this would be awkward, fortunetly you know about the good story basket. You then proceed to make the basket, then tell a tale about pirates, distracting everyone from the dead friend.
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A terrible way to end a great franchise
Toy Story 3 felt like the perfect ending, but Toy Story 4 ruined the franchise!
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A spin-off of The Sims 2, except this one has modes (what the hell?) and an actual plot. Well, two plots.
The first plot is about this crackhead who lives with her aunt and tries to get laid with some dude she thinks is sooo hot. But hes engaged and she already had sex with another guy.
The second plot is about some guy who can't figure out Weither or not some girls actually love him for him or his money.
Nobody cares about the sims life stories, but here goes nothing...
Hey everybody, my name is Riley Harlow! Yesterday, I had sex with a guy who isn't even my boyfriend. And today, Im going to try to have sex with another guy, who is actually supposed to get married to another girl! I lost 5 jobs, and I am living with my auntie because I got evicted and I can't live with my parents because they disowned me. Oh well....
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