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A mysterious suicide involving being shot twice in the back of the head, usually after former involvement in their political campaigns
A: I heard the Secretary committed The Clinton Suicide
B: What’s that?
A: When you’re assassinated by the Clinton’s via 2 bullets but it is ruled a suicide
B: Ah ok
people who are small that want to jump off high bridge.
Jees, Charles is a suicidal midget.
The attention one gets from acting openly depressed as if they are going to commit suicide.
MAN 1: "Man did you see what Jason posted on his story? I'm really worried about him."
MAN 2: "Nah fam. He's aight he's just doing that for attention. He's just tryna get suicide coins"
The act of killing yourself while holding a white surrender flag
Hello my fellow white man.Did you hear about Tom commiting French suicide?
Drinking or drugging too much, to ensure that an erection does not occur, usually done intentionally.
I don't want to bang Stacy, so I'm gonna commit weiner suicide by whiskey
A program that is so epically annoying that you uninstall it no matter what the consequences. An example is AVG Antivirus.
"I need an antivirus. Oh. How about AVG? I hope this isn't a suicide install"
*10 minutes later*
"OMFG WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS THING?!? ARGH IMA UNINSTALL IT!!!"
The act of voluntarily removing your account in a social network. The reasons are many, one being the realization that you are wasting away your life with it when you could be doing something productive. It could also be a sacrifice to the gods. Like an actual suicide, the departure may result in many people missing you and the shedding of tears. After having gone through with an online suicide, there is generally a sense of relief and freedom. Congratulations, you can now carry on with your real life! Sign and wonder awaits you.
Joe finally realized that his facebook-abuse was negatively affecting his life by encouraging procrastination, mindless scrolling of statuses and photos telling of people's worthless lives and finally decided that an online suicide was the only way out. Afterwards, he felt like a new man and exlaimed with great relish: "Smeagol is FREEEE".