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Exotic sex position where the man drinks a whole bottle of vodka and jizzes in it. Then he shakes it up and turns it upside down sticking the neck of the bottle into a girls vagina. When the sperm empties from the bottle the male gives the girl anal and yells Surprise! in Russian
My vag hurts from my boyfriend giving me a Russian Surprise
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A banana surprise happens when a male is mid coitus with his female partner in the dark and says " Do you mind if I try something different?" After getting permission said male then reaches for a banana he has stowed earlier, peels it and then begins gently rubbing the banana on the females genitals. After a few minutes said female should ask what is that which then the male yells "Banana Surprise!" and shoves said banana into the females vagina at full force.
My girl said she was into magic so I Banana Surprised her ass.
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When a man or woman is constipated and takes a dump on their sexual partner's chest, dressed as a lumberjack yelling "timber" right before the deuce drops.
I was getting kinky with my girlfriend and she asked me for a lumberjack surprise.
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To have sex with a girl anally when she isn't expecting it. Usually done in doggy style. Similar to that of finding a piece of gherkin on a cheeseburger when you thought you had got them all off.
God damn my ass is sore today. My boyfriend Surprise Gherkined me last night... He's such an ass.
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A sexual act where as a female is giving fellatio to a male, the female surprisingly inserts a dildo into the male's rectum
Jenny was still bitter about John giving her the shocker, so she decided to get back at him by giving him a unicorn surprise.
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After having sexual intercourse with any random slut in the back of your whip, in the winter, proceed to open her door and give her the ol' boot to the head. Jam on the gas and see how much snow and asphalt you can kick up in her face.
In winter:
Bill: Yo Alan, what you do last night son?
Alan: I picked up a hooker.
Bill: Right on sucka. How'd it go?
Alan: We got our freak on and then I had to give her the ol' Eskimo Surprise.
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A Mexican popping out of your closet during the night and raping you.
Kids from jessica's school
Tom: "Did you hear Jessica hasn't been coming to school because Tomas pulled a mexican surprise on her?"
Tami: "OMG, that is terrible, has Jessica contacted authorities?"
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