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The NY Yankees
The NY Yankees are the taint of America, itchy and unwanted.
The widely-varying geometric angle measured between a woman's vaginal opening and anus that effectively determines their perineum.
Damn, them girls in Asia have a big taint-angle; you can see their buttholes standing up!
Putting your toungue between the ass crack and ball sack, usually of a man, and slightly stroking it
Suck bricks faggot!
Lick a taint, Joe!
When you find out a guy has already slept with a close friend. (male or female, it's still sausage)
See Tainted Beef for a woman.
Dude 1 'Dude, I was gona sleep with Kyle, but then I found out you already had'
Dudette 1 'Ah man that sucks, doesn't matter though, he was tepid at best'
Dude 2 ' When a friend taints your prospect sausage it hurts hard, ahh... Tainted Sausage'
When your taint is soaked in sweat due to weather or emotional influence. This is the umbrella phrase that covers ball soup and clam chowder.
It was way too hot last night, I woke up with a bowl of taint soup.
Hitting on a female whom you’ll never ever have sexual relations with.
Hitting on the bosses wife is a clear case of taint envy.
The skin below your eye and above your cheek bone.
Are you tired? Your eye taint is puffy.