When lying on your stomach, said person decides to fart. After releasing a leaky river of shit, it creams down their taint.
Bro, I was eating a gurl out and I got some serious taint leakage
That one red dangly thing on a turkeys neck.
"Yo did you see that jiggly turkey taint???"
"wtf"
That one thing on a turkeys neck that looks like a taint.
"Yo did you see that turkey taint bouncing at full compacity???"
"wtf"
Guy on ninja warrior with purple shorts.
Have you seen that guy on ninja warrior with purple shorts? He’s totally a taint gurgler.
Similar to a Peter tingle in spider man but more of an anticipation of amazingness about to happen. When one gets a tingle in the taint it appears between the mud whistle and the scrotum. Could last up to 4 hours but if it exceeds that please see a doctor. Only the most amazing things can cause taint tingles.
I got a taint tingle thinking about the next podcast i was about to do.
when you feel arousal in your taint
Did you see Timmy's dank memes? They made my taint tingle.
The remains of a fart that produces a splatter of shit on one's taint.
"I thought I farted, but when i wiped, the paper revealed that I had a large amount of taint sparkles."