when you’re learning R.E and somebody’s a retard
Person: Do Jewish people believe in god?
Person2: no you R.E-Tard
People who hoard toilet paper for un-obvious reasons.
Why is there no toilet paper? Because all the TP-tards got it already!
A: "I heard Amber got into a really bad car accident the other day."
B: "Lol, you think she's rocking a tard chariot now?"
A: "Why are you like this?"
B: "I have problems emphathizing with other people as a result of years of domestic abuse at the hands of my alcoholic parents."
A: "Damn."
When five people circle around a container and fart in it.
Jaryd is the equivalent to a tard of farts.
The act of sifting out tards in you're life.
I'm tard sifting today to downgrade the amount of stupid people in my life.
Tard sifting sift retard