when you’re learning R.E and somebody’s a retard
Person: Do Jewish people believe in god?
Person2: no you R.E-Tard
A: "I heard Amber got into a really bad car accident the other day."
B: "Lol, you think she's rocking a tard chariot now?"
A: "Why are you like this?"
B: "I have problems emphathizing with other people as a result of years of domestic abuse at the hands of my alcoholic parents."
A: "Damn."
The act of sifting out tards in you're life.
I'm tard sifting today to downgrade the amount of stupid people in my life.
Tard sifting sift retard
When five people circle around a container and fart in it.
Jaryd is the equivalent to a tard of farts.
When a guy acts a fool around a girl he really, really likes.
Did you see Dan? He's really cool, but when she comes around, he acts like a He-tard!