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Musical tears

You and and your three buddies flip a stool over snd when the music stops everyone must be penetrated by a stool leg. Last one to sit loses

Patrick wins everytime at musical tears

by July 4, 2023


Cowboy Tears

Male semen, produced by gay white cowboys.

Dude you're pulling so hard you're gonna make me shed some cowboy tears.

by Kocik.XXX February 19, 2022


Texan tears

Slang for shots of alcohol.
The shot-tear correlation lying in the fact a real Texan loves their fair share of alcohol, and shots comparably low amount.

Derek: Blood, sweat, and tears, it’s what makes a man.
Ren:Real man’s comprised of blood, sweat, and Texan tears.

by Titty Boner June 1, 2019


Sally tearing

The production of significant tears produced during excessive and boisterous laughter

That movie was funny! Couldn't stop Sally tearing bro.

by Silster August 26, 2023


Tear the bone out

A made up phrase because saying I worked hard or really putting effort would be a lie

Yea, he used to say “tear the bone out” cause he was lazy and a true hard days work would probably kill him

by that good laundry money April 11, 2023


mustache tears

When droplets of liquid form on the ends of the mustache. Occurs when drinking frothy beverages, and/or vaping.

Tyler, how was that beverage? Your mustache tears make it look as if we're a most wonderful beverage.

That vape was so good, I have mustache tears of joy. Simply beautiful !

by Gnargomel December 7, 2016


Bidet tears

Bidet tears: when someone's tears are so pathetic you want to wipe your ass with them.

I wish my ex would stop trying to guilt me into a mercy fuck with his bidet tears.

by January 23, 2022