Cookin by the book

Used to describe when something is or is not done in the correct manner.

Guy 1: I wanted to buy "Girls Gone Wild - Midget Edition" from Amazon but they want $89.99 for it

Guy 2: Dude, Amazon aren't cookin by the book.

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Creepin the Book

V.

to stalk a person via Facebook

guy 1: Happy birthday.
guy 2: How'd you know it was my birthday, I never told you.
guy 1: I was creepin the book

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book club

Another term (somewhat offensive) to refer to Christians and Christianity

Friend 1: Are you still friends with Karen?
Friend 2: No, shes apart of the book club, yikes

Friend 1: Karen is upset that are you insulting her religion
Friend 2: Not the book club getting mad 💀

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Facci Book

Another term used for Face book.
Mostly used amongst Italian Americans, Guidos, and people who are extremely tanned.

Wow that girl is a Facci book whore.

Hey man im going to go onto Facci Book and stalk the shit out of her.

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Book It Forward

The act of gifting a book for no reason and expecting nothing in return, only hoping they will gift a book as well. A good way to recycle books you've already read.

My friend Jennifer was having a tough week so I decided to Book It Forward and I bought her a book on Amazon.

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book blockin'

People on FACEBOOK that disable the wall comments

He posted a stupid status but I can't comment on it because he book blockin'.

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ban book

A miniature composition notebook given to you by a behavioral specialist in order to track your bans. They are commonly used in treatment programs with cognitive behavioral therapy.

My behavioral specialist gave me a ban book to track my banned behaviors but I just write down random numbers.

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