A non sexual act involving skin-to-skin contact of two or more taint areas. Contact must produce a smacking sound.
I enjoy long walks on the beach, day trading and flat caking with my boys.
Flat tongue is used to refer to the American - USA (excluding persons with Georgia, Texas, and New York accents) accent.
Speak with an educated person from the United States, excluding persons from Texas, Georgia, and New York with accents, and you'll hear the flat tongue accent.
The flattest line you’ll ever meet. Really socially awkward but also not at all it’s really weird. Super nice and will stuck with you for 10 years. What she doesn’t have in butt, she makes up for in personality
“Have you seen flat as a line today?”
“Yeah she’s so flat”
“But her face makes up for it”
One calls a person a "Flat Bro" if they believe that their intelect is limited.
He is a "Flat Bro" (Every Flat Bro ever)
After a feed of pints, preferably stout, after letting a fart, a shart ensues. Nipping it in the bud leaves a little residue in the boxers, akin to someone revving and spinning a car wheel and leaving a small streak in the tarmacaden.
Jesus I was in bad shape last night. Had a feed of Guinness and ended up flat spotting the tyres during a presentation at work.
A naked flat white or naked coffee is a term used to refer to a take-away coffee served without a lid.
Since the lid is the only additional item the coffee cup ‘wears’, asking for a naked coffee indicates one would like it served without it in addition.
I'll have a naked flat white, please.
When one uses their foot ontop of a man's tip. A type of feet kink.
He literally started flat footing my dick bro.