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Is performed while the female slides her mouth down the males shaft, when he is ready to ejaculate he will slap her in the face with Canadian bacon.
Wow hon, the best thing about the canadian landslide is the combination of bacon and protein.
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A Canadian Facepalm occurs when a girl slaps a man, during sex while on their period, with a combination of their own blood and the mans semen.
NOTE: the man can return the slap, but this really does no good as the girl will probably wipe the fluid on the bed and thus cause the man to have to buy new sheets.
Josh was having sex when his girl decided to give him a Canadian Facepalm. Josh was not amused.
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The act of consuming massive amounts of spoiled Canadian bacon in an effort to produce explosive, vile smelling diarrhea. Once a good case of the squirts has developed, the feces is sprayed directly from the anus to the face, neck, and chest of a willing (or unwilling) partner. In this context, the word "Canadian" refers to the bacon being consumed in preparation of the act while "history" refers to the fact that the bacon is rancid and/or past it's expiration date.
You - "Whatcha eatin'?"
Me - "Some rotten Canadian bacon. I'm gonna give the ol' lady a Canadian History later on."
You - "Cool. Can I watch?"
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A racist term used in place of "wigger," or "white nigger". A white guy that tries really hard to act like a black man. The term is used along with "Canadian," which is another word for "nigger," in place of "wigger" when using the actual word will get you in trouble. For example, in the military where you can get in serious trouble for using racist remarks.
"Hey Smith, is there a lot of Canadians in your division?"
"No, but there are a lot of French Canadians. Which is much worse."
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the act of having fist inside of awomans vagina and the other in her anus while having her jack you off with her big toe inside your ass hole
dude, i went on a date last nght and this girl showed me how to do a canadian handwarmer
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n., urban gay slang:
When you attempt to announce your Coming Out Of The Closet in a speech to your family during the holidays like a big drama queen, but no one hears you because they're too drunk and/or too busy scarfing down turkey and pumpkin pie.
That was one hell of a close call, Jeff. Good thing it turned out to be a Canadian Thanksgiving, eh!"
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n. A person for American men to practice on
My doctor advised me to should get checked out for the clap once he heard I had been with a Canadian woman.
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