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Ping pong driver

On the freeway, someone who is traveling faster than the speed of traffic, cutting closely in and out and changing lanes without using their turn signal.

That ping pong driver in the black SUV is going to get in an accident!

by namelessfreewaydriver September 29, 2023


Chapel Driver

A daring street racer whose reckless maneuvers resemble a test of faith, often resulting in chaos reminiscent of divine punishment.

Behold the Chapel Driver, navigating the streets with the audacity of a chosen messenger

by RekaB March 9, 2024


clunge driver

Changing gears using one of your orifices, not including your mouth or your arse.

Girl: Yesterday, my friend was my clunge driver. She changed from third to second using her front bottom on the gear stick

by katza8uk December 2, 2010


Driver right

When two men are having sex, the active one has the driver right

Let’s switch driver right
You have the driver right tonight

by Bier Kapitän January 9, 2024


Backseat Driver

(MarioKart def)

Where someone shouts at you, giving you unwanted advice, when your just having a bit of fun.

Stop shouting... You're such a Backseat Driver!

by I_wonder who wrote_this June 26, 2020


Schizo Driver

(n) ˈskitsō ˈdrīvər
A vehicular driver who is portrayed as, or found while currently seated, or near the vicinity of the vehicle under their possession, seem to spot an object or being with its visibility limited to the particular driver himself/herself, thus the spotted object or being is considered non-existent.

The Driver: Ayyyy Mike, have ye seen tha dumbass fucka just standing ova' there on the crosswalk? Imma run over this mothafucka over there.

The Passenger: I ain' seeing shi', what do ya mean?

The Driver: Look at the crosswalk dude, on the windshield!

The Passenger: There's no one standing there, NOR is there a crosswalk! Knew you wuz a Schizo Driver all along! You forgot to take your meds agin didn't you?

by Cocker and Co. March 22, 2022


penis pyle driver

Named for its inventor, it is the act of inserting a penis inside another penis from behind. It is not for the faint of heart.

Matt: Hey Thomas, ever heard of the Penis Pyle Driver?
Thomas: Man, I invented that shit! Ryan did it through my ass last night!

by IAmNotARook November 10, 2015