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What French Canadiens (typically Québécois) call English speaking Canadians
“You know, you’re stupid when you do that. Just some English pig with no brains, you know.”
Proper Grammar used in the south aka Slang
I speak that Country English in Florida
Where you trip over your words or cannot make a complete sentence; may sound like gibberish when trying to say a true sentence. Might jumble sounds together to try to correct your brain to speech process.
"Their bog won't stop darking." (Their dog won't stop barking)
"You underment what I stood" (You understood what I was trying to say)
"I wasspluh something, words and stuff. My Check English Light turned on"
When someone describes something so well, It causes physical pleasure.
C- I always thought weed tasted so bad.
R- Yea but I love it, it's like a GOOD bad.
C- Like black coffee?
R- OMG exactly like that!! you seriously just hit my English G-spot.
A fine ass teenager who's fine as hell for no reason, rich as hell but doesn't want to admit it, doesn't like anyone, got hard rock abs, doesn't show her face to anyone even she's looking fine half of the time. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUU BRUHHHHHH.
'Zara' English is so bad imagine spending a night with her.
What someone who hates Green Day says/thinks when they hear Green Day
Guy who likes Green Day “Do you even know who this is?”
Guy who hates Green Day “A guy singing in a fake English accent!”
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What your Calculus teacher says before an evaluation, typically to indicate difficult wording of a word problem or just to tell their students not to be dumb in a subtle way. Usually said with a disappointed-i'm-praying-for-you look. Also commonly paired with "read it in full" or "read it twice".
Calc teacher: Related rates is not hard, just read the problem in full and read it in english
Student: *Crying*
Calc teacher: Not my problem if you didn't do the homework