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Indian christmas present

its when you whipe your ass after takin a dump with the inside of the victims pillow case put it back on and then let them go asleep on it while you enjoy the comical values of the prank

"hey dud, you should have seen it last night Dave farted on my pillow and gave me pink eye a week before so i went one step further and gave him the old Indian christmas present"

by martin3039191 October 6, 2007

17πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Horny Indian Programmer

acronym: HIP.
Horny Indian Programmer, or HIP is a term used to describe any Middle Eastern male with a computer who sends random Private Messages to women in a real-time text chat such as Yahoo. Generally, they are seeking to obtain Green Cards through gullible women. They are usually horrid spellers, although many are doing it on purpose and can probably spell quite well.

I just got a PM from a HIP named Muhammed_Pushadi20002004 asking "U wat 2 b my wife, u come 2 india?"I iggied his damn ass.

by Chickens Wife June 13, 2004

26πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


indian tent trick

the act of farting under the covers and simutaneously lowering a raised leg to push the fart out toward the head of the bed at your partners face.

John got his ass beat by his wife when pulled the indian tent trick on her.

by Ryan Thomson June 16, 2007

6πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


crying indian list

The 'crying indian' list is a list of people whom have been observed as failing to wash their hands after using the restroom, and is often kept informally in the workplace as a way of identifying unsanitary co-workers. The name of this list is derived from the Keeping America Beautiful campaign in which a crying indian was used to highlight the growing problem of pollution (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keep_America_Beautiful).

Members of the Crying Indian List may be granted 1 of 2 levels of membership; level-1 and level-2. Level-1 members are those persons which have been observed failing to wash after urinating. Level-2 members are those persons which have been observed failing to wash after defecating.

Dude, don't shake hands with Ted. He's a level-2 crying indian list member.

by cryingindian4 August 29, 2008

6πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Reverse Indian Hump

When your at a basement party and the seemingly harmless Indian girl aggressively pins your drunken body against the wall and starts thrusting her buttocks into your crotch. While her friends circle around you, chanting ceremonial cries in their native tongue.

β€œDude I was so blackout I got the reverse Indian hump last night.”

β€œYou’ve gotta come see this. John is getting the reverse Indian hump, he’s gotta be blackout!”

by Uhhhhdaboi April 29, 2022


New age indian

Urban indians that follow more new age ways over traditional

Look at that new age indian with all them crystal s and patchouli

by Nativewicasa September 18, 2018


Indian Shaft Burn

When she rubs it back and forth so hard it turns red and the skin starts peeling.

β€œShe gave me an Indian shaft burn last week, and I still can’t walk straight!”

by Swithy August 22, 2023