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Jackson, NJ is a place where there's more old people homes than streets. A place where the road Wright Debow is notorious and everyone knows whats up when you say it. All kids are either drug addicts or alcoholics. We have the most fun, and everyone retty much wishes they were from Jackson. We're 20 minutes from every beach and mall, and an hour from NY and Philly. Everyone smokes weed, including your mom. It's a place for hicks and wanna be gangsters come together.
you don't understand Jackson,NJ unless you're from Jackson,NJ.
why don't you party in the woods like normal jackson people?
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Throwing someone who overdosed on narcotics into a cold shower in an attempt to wake them up.
Alternate versions include ice cubes, frozen dinners, and putting them outside in the snow
Yeah we showed up and sure enough her boyfriend had given her some Jackson Narcan, so now our stretcher is all wet
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The sweetest guy you will ever meet. He has big meat. The coolest man ever meant and he is sexy. He is also super sweet and is super charming.
Wow he must be a Jackson Kennedy
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A man that is addicted to lesbian porn and waffles.
That guy is a real Jacob jackson
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One of the coolest teachers at CVC.
Named "Floating" Jcakson because of the ways his legs wouldnt move while he would scroll from one side of the whiteboard to the other.
Tim Hey Dom look
Dom Floating Jacksons at it again
Tim LOL
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A fat ass male that uses the dead emoji when it’s not even funny😂😂
Jackson~hey guys I just got McDonald’s💀💀💀💀💀💀
Girl~what the fuck that’s not even funny and why tf are you dying you stupid ass😂😂
Another girl~yeah shut the fuck up it’s not even funny at all you dumb cunt😂😂
Me~yeah shut the fuck up your not funny or cool you stupid ass bitch lookin like a fuckin duck on aids😂😂
That is a dumb ass Jackson Moore right there😂😂
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1. Great (and often underrated) actor; known to most as Pacey Witter from 90's teen soap "Dawson's Creek" and has starred in various movies in the past decade.
2. Along with Michelle Williams, the only seemingly normal member of the cast that hasn't gone crazy and married/created demon spawn with Tom Cruise.
"Hey did you hear about that new movie Joshua Jackson is in?"
"No, but I have heard that Katie Holmes is a Zombie-Posh-abbe."
"True story."
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