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lewis james = lew
he's someone who's tiny but hung like hulk. he likes to be called dad/daddy and loves spanish McDonalds beer. he also has a very big nose.
lewis is incredibly patronising and loves to make plans and ignore you for days, everyone loves a lewis 😍
girl: this guys i met was so ugly
friend: he must've been a lewis james
lewis lawson is a great person who is really good at sports football in particular, HE ALSO HAS A HUGE D1.K
When your mates are asleep - sneakily put their penises in your mouth and take a picture.
That way, they'll look really gay.
Haha! Boys! I gave Stu the Lewis Clark last night.
Haha, man I always knew Stu was gay!
Lewis McFarlane - a legend, someone who loves the sesh and will never say no to a night out🍻
might go to Chippenham and drink with Lewis McFarlane
Gail Lewis, formerly known as Assc. Gail Lewis, was a 10-year highly decorated veteran of Walmart - clocking out and handing in her radio to her manager for one last time in 2023.
Having served 10 tours of Black Friday, and a survivor of the Great Toilet Paper Shortage war of 2020, Assc. Gail Lewis received 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.
It is rumored that during one particularly intense battle with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday - a fellow associate once asked Lewis if they should retreat in face of overwhelming odds. Gail's only response was "There ain't no going back, only rollbacks..." as she charged through the crowd with her pallet jack, shooting anything that moved with her standard issue Walmart scan gun. Not even the children survived.
"Oh my God, is Gail Lewis 8-4-4 Illinois"
"Thank you for your service Gail Lewis"
Gail Lewis is the best walmart employee we have seen in the past 10 years sadly she quit after 10 strong years of catching thieves her prime year was 2016 with 10000 thieves caught she will always be remembered in our hearts.
this is gail lewis 10 years signing off
A tough, strong and powerfull 10 year Morris Illinois walmart associate, thank you for your service gail lewis
Guy: yo gail lewis left walmart
Guy 2: NOOOOOOOOOO