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A guy thats gonna drive you crazy. His enormous dick will destroy your anus, but his big heart will charm you. Funny and sexy, hide your girls already. 100% BMW lover
Group of boys: Yo Marios dont go out, we are afraid you are gonna bang our girls
Group of girls: Omg his dick is hanging out
a fucking plumber in a red suit who hits his head against blocks to make money. also his bitch namend peach gets kidnapped by a fuckin lizzard
bro i saw mario yesterday
wahoooooooooo
A Japanese Nintendo character people think is Italian.
Person 1: Mario is Italian!
Nintendo: ….
Mario is a stunning motherfucker!
I love gossiping with this mofo. Mario is a stunning motherfucker
A fat nigga with no job who came back to school after graduating.
Look at that nigga he's a Mario motherfucker cant even get a real job.