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The sexiest 16 year old I have ever laid eyes on. Born on February 11th, 1992 as Taylor Daniel Lautner in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Taylor has been in moves such as: Twilight, New Moon (November 2009), He's a Bully Charlie Brown, Cheaper By the Dozen 2, The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3-D, Shadow Fury. Taylor has also been on TV shows such as: My Own Worst Enemy, Love Inc., Danny Phantom, Duck Dodgers, What's New, Scooby Doo?, My Wife and Kids, The Bernie Mac Show, and Summerland.
P.S.- Me and Taylor Lautner are getting married. :D Sorry girls. :
Dumb ass person- "Who's that?"
Me- "Oh that's just my fiance, Taylor Lautner."
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That girl who has 92 awards, sold over a million concert tickets, has almost 10 million followers on twitter, who sold out Madison Square Garden in 59.4 seconds.
One Person: "Taylor Swift has no talent."
The rest of the world: *gasps*
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A gorgeous sorta country-ish singer who is currently VERY popular, especially among girls of all ages. Many call her talented, but...I kind of disagree. Her voice is sweet and pleasant but weak, her guitar playing is of the simplest caliber, and her songs are very very cliche, but kinda catchy. However, her hit single "You belong with me" I cannot STAND. It's overplayed and just obnoxious. "Oh, look at me, the girl my crush is dating wears high heels and short skirts, and I'm so much better and humble because I wear t-shirts and sneakers!! Oh, and she's a cheerleader so that automatically makes her a bitch! He should pay attention to me now because I'm less popular!" I'm sorry, I don't really even dislike Taylor Swift, I just can't STAND that song and i'ts message, like I said.
12 year old girl: OMG!!!!!1 TAYLOR IS SO AMAZING!! YOU BELONG WITH ME IS THE GREATEST SONG EVER!!1
Me: Taylor Swift is alright. I mean, some of her songs are kinda catchy, but "you belong with me" just makes me cringe.
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One of those pretty nice girls . who is saddly doesn't have the talent to be a grammy winner-yet is.
The girl seams sweet,but she can't hit the right notes.
and in my opinion she is not ''the voice of the generation''!
oh and she acts country , but she's actoually just pop with some bango in the back.and she usese the same beats , and stuff.
Dude#1-Did u hear ''U belong with me'' by Taylor Swift
Dude#2-Yeah , cute song , WRONG singer!
Dude#1-But she's hot
Dude#2-I'm leaving
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1. A male homeowner who thinks he knows how to fix anything, so he refuses to hire anyone to make any repairs, thereby totally screwing things up much worse.
2. Same as #1, except he goes ahead and hires someone, yet tells the repairman how to do his job.
I'm an electrician, and I had a real Tim Taylor for a customer today. He stood around and told me how to do my job his way, and wouldn't let me do my own work properly.
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An annoying young woman who lives in a fantasy world and gets waay to much credit for writing average songs with preschool level lyrics and music so easy a coffee cup could perform it.
Person 1 : "Fuck that is an annoying song on the radio. I want to punch whoever is singing that shit right in the junk"
Person 2 : "That's Taylor Swift and you're right it is fucking terrible. She deserves a kick in the box"
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N: An event in which a group of friends gather before a party or social gathering and pregame by drinking alcohol and/or preparing mixed drinks. The event starts roughly around 10:00 p.m., and usually takes a half hour to an hour, depending on the event being pregamed. The drink of choice at most Taylor at Ten events is Bacardi Razz. Taylor at Ten can occur any night of the week, and had been noted to be the cause of several blackouts.
V: To participate in a Taylor at Ten event.
There is a huge party tonight! Is there going to be Taylor at Ten beforehand?
Are we Taylor at Tenning tonight?
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