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sandpaper baseball bat

A baseball bat wrapped in sandpaper used for anal torture; also "sandpaper baseball bat of doom"

by Pissed Off Paul October 9, 2003

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bat shit crazy

charlie sheen

Charlie sheen went bat shit crazy on ABC's 20/20.

by ladyyyyyyyy March 2, 2011

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bat-shit crazy

The highest level of crazy, which causes people to outrageous things that automatically attract media attention.

Why is Britney wearing her wedding dress in public?
She's bat-shit crazy.

by AJV22044 January 17, 2008

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bat my hair

to tease your hair.
another word you would use to say to tease my hair.
you would tease your hair when you want it to seem bigger, like a scene kid.

girl1:"omg you bat your hair?!"
girl 2:"for sure!"
girl 1:"i bat my hair too!!!"
girl 2:"twinssss"

by erin:] July 28, 2009

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Chinese Bat Plague

A disease caused by a Coronavirus that originated in China during December of 2019. The virus was spreading rapidly but since the people in China are Chinese they decided to not say anything about it until after Christmas. The disease quickly developed into a global pandemic and many Americans with mental illnesses/disabilities began buying up all of the toilet paper and cleaning supplies as if the world was about to experience some sort of “diarrhea armageddon”. People were dying, the economy took a huge hit, morons stopped drinking Corona beer, “Tiger King” was released on Netflix, domestic violence increased (which may have had something to do with “Tiger King”), the term “Social Distancing” was created and accepted for use in public conversation, and many other terrible outcomes resulted from the horrendous diet of the Chinese. On the upside essential people were the only people allowed to work in some areas which greatly reduced traffic on the highways.

The star of the Netflix series “Tiger King” caught the Chinese Bat Plague while he was in prison.

by Murican Ginger April 3, 2020


spotted the bat symbol

having to awkwardly stop sex because your intestines have other plans.

Sorry Tiff, I've just spotted the bat symbol out your window...

by zimplr April 19, 2017


Bat-A-Bih-Down

To Raise Your Pimp Hand To A 180° Acute Angle & Bring It Down Upon A Bitch Whom Is Deserving. #SRG & #GIG APPROVED ¡¡

- TOUCH MY SH*T AGAIN & IM GONNA HAVE TO BAT-A-BIH-DOWN INDEFINITELY !!!!

by SrgJR June 4, 2021