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a buzz cut that's shorter than 1 inch
Ed: Why did you say that Andy has carpet hair?
Kelly: His hair looks like a piece of thread-bare wall to wall carpeting that was cut out and glued to his head.
The layer of thick miscellaneous dust and debris located in warehouses that create a soft surface.
I'm glad this farmers carpet makes it soft to work on my knees.
Another way of saying someone is/has gone down on a woman.
Guy 1: Bro did Sniff the carpet last night?
Guy 2: Yeah.
To comb one's pubic hair.
Yeah man, I walked in on him raking the carpet. Turns out he's got crabs.
Mike's coital finishing move. Usually required an XL towel for cleanup afterwards.
She wanted me to carpet bomb her after Cruz took Iowa.
When a woman has long, puffy, messy pubic hairs and someone liquid shits on it.
My girlfriend was upset last night because I didnt ask before I carpet bombed on her.
Carpet bombing refers to the act of a man ejaculating from the top bunk of a bunk bed onto either the floor another person, such as a woman or another man
Dude I just carpet bombed the shit out of Jennifer.