The mysterious phenomenon where folding chairs gradually disappear after letting friends or family "borrow" them. Particularly common in young people's first apartments, where the initial set of 4-6 chairs slowly dwindles to 2 or none through a series of "I'll bring it back next week" promises. Also occurs at larger scale in churches, community centers, and family events. The chairs inevitably end up scattered across multiple households, never to return to their original owner.
"Yo, remember when I had six folding chairs? After lending them out for various friend's parties and moves, I'm down to just one that's held together with duct tape. Folding chair shrinkage got me bad."
A sex position only used by the most athletic and gifted individuals. It's when two people preferable a man and a woman have intercourse while the woman is on her head and the man is on top of the woman while she is doing on her head and uses the woman like a pogo stick while quickly inject and ejecting his penile region inside of her cooter. Experts at this sex position can even do tricks while having intercourse such as backhand springs, front tucks, and ariel assaults.
Harold:"Hey, did you hear about what Big Mike did while he was plowing Jenna in the Upside Down Chair Mask yesterday!?"
Langston:"No. what happen?"
Harold:"He flipped her cooter inside out and now it looks like a baseball mitten."
Langston:"His life is sooo bro..."
When you both are on a chair or in an upright position and you tell her you just wanna sit and wait. Then unexpectedly you thrust hard and fast lube not required.
My ass hole sure hurts after my husband gave me the secret rocking chair!
Person 1:why is there a chair on the wall?
Person 2: dude, it's a WALL CHAIR
A trimming of the hair on ones posterior. A play on the phrase Hair Cut, but using the word chair instead, to imply where the posterior usually sits.
Pat: "Hey man, you ready for your gay blind date tomorrow?"
Jim: "Yeah I'm ready. I got a hair cut and, if you don't mind me mentioning, I got a chair cut as well."
Pat: "Hope you didn't do all that for nothing."
A third chair is a recurring podcast host who doesn’t normally feature on the podcast. So much so that the audience is familiar with their voice popping up in the show.
“Chris Ryan is the best third chair on The Big Picture podcast”