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A statement told to someone who needs a new, fresh prospective.
Southern confederates: We need slaves to pick our cotton!
Abraham Lincoln: Go change your tampon! Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal...
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To call out a female for being a complete bitch to others...
Girl: OMG! OMG! Why did you buy a diet coke?!?! I want a diet Pepsi! (slaps drink out of boyfriends hand)
I can't believe your such a screw up! It seems like I am doing all the work here.... Now I have to die of thirst like those African Mexican people!
(Silence with crickets chirping...)
Boy: You need to change your fucking tampon... for real...
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When a man fucks a woman/man's mouth while simultaneously shitting on the chest of the fellatio performing participant.
Jimmy's girlfriend was giving him head while Jimmy had a serious case of the runs (too much cheap beer). At one point Jim could not hold it in and in the middle of the mouth-fucking, let his bowels loose all down his girlfriend's chest; giving his partner her first ever Las Vegas Oil Change.
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Phrase used by a girl who wants to buy a crappy guy for cheap, invest in him and then hold on when he's changed. Usually never works out.
"He's actually really leng, I think I can change him"
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When you try to pass a slow moving car by switching lanes only to find there is another car going slower, then you get back behind the previous car.
I had to do a Same Lane Shame Change after I tried passing the old lady in the POV then ended up behind a mini van.
During ejaculation continue to stroke the cock with one hand while placing the other hand over the head and rubbing it all around the head until it stops cumming.
When she gave me the Mi Chang Mushroom I couldn't contain myself, I don't think anyone can handle that without squirming all around.
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Cardi B also knows as Payolardi, Cardiovascular Bronchitis and Cardboard is knows for changing her face every time we see her. She looks different on every photo shoot and Instagram.
“Did you see the Queen of changing her face? She looked like Iggy Azalea doing blackface... WTF?”
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