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Eat a shoe

Said toward someone when they are being mean or annoying to replace a more hurtful phrase e.g. Fuck off/ Piss off.

Ashlee: ‘You look like a potato’
Hollie: ‘Eat a shoe

Or

Ashlee: ‘Josh called you a bitch today’
Hollie: ‘He can eat a shoe

by Awoogahhhh47 January 18, 2021


eat a cup

to have sex. it relates to the Friday Night Freaks' definition of goat.

I am a goat...I eat cups.

by FNF #7 February 08, 2003


Eat bagel

In a fencing bout when you win 5-0, you have earned the right for your teammates to shout "Eat bagel!" as a celebration because 0 looks like a delicious bagel.

"They just swept 5-0?? LETS GO!! EAT BAGEL" - Your teammate after you win a bout 5-0

by TehSwaggeest August 23, 2021


eating the phone

Typically an aussie rules football coach does this when they are very upset or about to lose big time

Oh my he is eating the phone

by Lord Beezer March 28, 2020


eat cement

eat cement, otherwise known as ooga booga is basically jesus. but he also sounds like a twink so that balances his endless power out

octno: "hey ooga"
eat cement: "אני אכנס לבית שלך ואכל את החתול שלך."

by Soup__ October 21, 2021


second eats

A noun which describes the sensation one encounters after throwing up in their own mouth and hiding said fact by swallowing their vomit.

“Gross, brah! I shouldn’t have had so much sushi at that all-U-can-eat buffet.. I just got me some second eats, mang!”

A: “Ulanda.. did you just G.E.R.D. again?”
G: “S’all good. It’s just second eats. No biggie.”

by Miss.Class.Ass June 29, 2011


Hood Eats

Only the ghettoest of food choices

A syrup and bread sandwich or ketchup and spaghetti or that nasty, ghetto school lunch

Person 1: Mmm. These school mozzarella sticks.

Person 2: That shit mid. That’s them hood eats

by Yruey March 01, 2023