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A female form of tea bagging someone.
To ham dunk someone is to put their flappy fanny in someone's face
A penis, typically one quite virile and DTF.
You know, Gwen Stefani may be pushing 50, but I'd still give her the ham piston.
A ham saved in the freezer for when someone dies
"Eww we're having a funeral ham"
Going ham bananas means to go ham (go hard) and to go bananas (go crazy/wild) at the same time.
Guy 1: Did you see that guy at the party last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, dude. He was going ham bananas.
1) Getting hurt and making it last longer because you are lazy.
2) Missing a bunch of sports games because you are injured.
3) short for pulling a Hamaad
Person a: Yo I heard that Ben was going to be out for a few games of the soccer season. I think that he sprained his ankle.
Person b: Naw, he’s just pulling ham. He’ll be fine.
Identical to the pressed ham (where you press your bare ass against the window for others to enjoy the view), except you take it to the next level by shitting while you are doing it.
I went to give a pressed ham to these assholes that cut us off on the expressway when all of a sudden in turned into a spiraled ham. Thankfully I had some maintenance wipes with me.
The act of farting past a turd in your ass
I better run to the shitter, I done smoked this ham enough.
I been smoking a ham since after lunch, I better stop at sheetz and sheet.