A god-like person, usually found to have a large penis.
See that Adopted Hobo, he really is awesome!
v., when the government picks up unidentified bodies from the morgue to have cremated.
"Dude, he's such a bastard. When he dies we'll just ditch his body in a gutter and hope they hobo burn him."
Any human found to own a hobo hammock is the best kind of human because they helped feed the homeless when they bought it. This hammock can be replaced at any time for any reason. Eg. Grandma was in the hammock and pooped her pants. You can get a new one for free from the company.
Bro, I left my knife in my back pocket again and cut open my hobo hammock. But no worries, I emailed Hobo Hammocks, and they sent me a new one for free!
He is Santa that lost his job and is now shriveled up and homeless so he gives beans and poisoned Lima beans to kids on hobo Christmas which is on everyday
Kid1: I got beans on hobo Christmas what did you get
Dead kid: I got poisoned Lima beans
Kid1: oh
Dead kid: Hobo Santa a jerk
When you stick your tongue in ones ear and wiggle it ( wiggle wiggle ;) ) around getting all sloppy and wet making the other scream in terror
Tyler hobo joed me last night and i was grossed out.
God of sex and creampie king you see him he sees you it's over your goodies are his
Omg that's a drunk hobo 52 I gotta go get some dick
A god a absolute Chad not only will he steal you bitch he's taking you car, house,face and money
Yo. dawg ,watch out it be that,drunk hobo 52..