blow job

v. generally oral sex performed on a male.

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thong job

when a girl removes her thong, grips it in her hand, and uses it to get a guys rocks off

My legs were shaking after she gave me a great thong job.

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squirrel-job

The act of a man or woman letting a squirrel run around on his or her genitalia, in order for that person to get off...

"Let's go obtain an awesome fucking squirrel so we can get a most excellent squirrel-job."

"Dude how long has it been since we've had a squirrel-job?"

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b job

another way to say blowjob or bj.

mehn, whens that slut gunna drop down and get you that b job?

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Hat Job

When a girl takes the backwards hat worn by a frat bro and rubs it on his penis, using the brim as a nozzle to aim is cum.

-Dude she just gave CJ a dirty hat job!
-Aw man his dick must be swollen to a pulp!

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Game Job

What every gamer hopes for. A blow-job while playing a video game.

"I'm gonna marry her, she jumped me with a game job during Team Deathmatch."

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Bug job

Bug Job is someone who is constantly anxious, being irritating, being worried about nothing ,being a pain in the Ass.
Or bringing up something that is non-relevent.

Stop being a bug job.

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