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A unshaven dick
I sucked a furry moose sausage last night, I got pubes in my mouth!
when a man ejaculates into a woman’s diarrhea (making a light-brown color), then before the man goes flaccid, she uses the semen-diarrhea mix to give him a blowjob until he ejaculates a second time
Man 1: Dude, Becky and I got real nasty last night.
Man 2: How nasty?
Man 1: We made a chocolate moose pie
Man 2: You sick fuck.
When an American romantically pursues a Canadian
The border turned into a Yankee moose chase
Bare moose knuckle: is another version of a camel toe just more loose and sloppier.
Beth has a disgusting bare moose knuckle in between her legs.
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1. In reference to being able to identify a persons genital shape through their clothes.
2. A kickass bowling team in Portland Ore. "The Sarah Palin Moose Knuckle"
I can totally see Sarah Palin's Moose Knuckle!
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A Large Penis Covered With Hair,That Resembles A Moose!
"Once This Guy Whipped Out His Hairy Moose Cock And I screamed And Ran,
Because I Swore To God He Had A Moose In His Pants!!!"
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A "camel toe" for a man. Usually caused ethier an oversized and soggy scrotum or by the fat surronding the groin bunching up into a fold.
Oh my god dude! See that guy in tights over there!!! Check out his Moose Hoove!!! Nasty.
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