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Pikey Mother - term used to describe, a mother of a pikey (also see son of a bitch. Usualy seen adorned with sovergien rings, gold jewelery hanging from neck, ears, wrists, belly button, eyebrow etc , 7+ pikey children. Usualy seen in large supermarkets, or sitting down "'avin a fag". often single mothers, teenage mothers, or mothers as a result of incest. They are often found working on supermarket checkouts, and in large designer outlets wearing leggins and cheep sports clothing.
" my pikey muvar, is 'arder than your pikey muvar!!" - ok so thats not a very good one, but pikey mothers do exist
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the mother of all queers or the biggest queer of them all.
Michael Hubbs is a mother queer.
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A women from the age of 13 to 18 who has a child.
I refuse to add 19 to the teen mother age because my mom had me at 19 and at that point I think she was as mature as she ever would/could be.
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To use the togue and its muscles to stroke "a mother" with your togue.(used in only a joking manor(not ment to affend.)
Tonight I am going to lick your mother!
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A way of describe either destruction of a building, or to blow a crowd away(musical sense).
It's time we blow this mother fucker.
I'm gonna blow the mother fuckers away.
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When you are more mature than your mother, who insists that she is the mother yet persists to behave like a child
immature parenting
Oh i see your motherchild pretended to overdose, well my mother child pretended to die
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A horrific day in the lives of single moms everywhere. A day that symbolizes their broken dreams of a loving husband, lover, friend. A day tramatizes even the most resilient mother, it's as dismal as a datelessValentines Day. It blindsides the mom by confirming that no one really cares about what they do with exception of their other female friends. Children who should be pawns used by their former husbands/lovers to prove their dedication, now flounder without guidance. In a best case scenario, a mom with young children can land a homemade gift; with older kids they can hope to get some yard work at of them without monstrous amount of lip. It's a day all moms know that no one in their house wants to celebrate. Then beyond the concept of men, it is a day that if the mother doesn't force their sons to do anything, they will definitely ruin them for the next generation of women.
A day that men can easily allude that they are (or would be) a great husband/father by pointing out the short comings of other men. Interestingly, this seems to coincide with the man failing to produce the same proclaimed formula for happiness in their own relationships.
A day any halfway decent mom will be missed if they have passed, and their children will finally wish they could celebrate it with them.
Jane: "So what did the kids suprise you with for Mother's Day?"
Mom: "You are kidding right? I made them breakfast while they whined about the idea of helping around outside".
"Are you kidding me? Do we really have too"
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