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The event of chasing and collecting ejaculate in a body of water. Derived from a short story "Guts" by CHUCK PALAHNIUK, published in Playboy (2004).
"What got me in trouble, I called it Pearl Diving. This meant whacking off underwater, sitting on the bottom at the deep end of my parents' swimming pool." - CP, 'Guts'
When a dude pulls out and his ejaculate forms a straight line from her neck to her bellybutton.
He was so pent up that when he pulled out he gave her a pearl necktie.
A soft ass bitch who ain't bout shit
Fuck you coochie pearl azz nigga
White Crusties in the corner of the mouth
Tyler wipe off those lip pearls
It is the tastiest, most tender and most sought after morsel of chicken meat known to mankind.
Hey babe, do you want the pearl of the chicken? Jks it's the best bit I'll eat it.
When you're absolutely just dying for a massive bukkake.
I woke up with the cold sweat, I had a bad case of pearl fever, until I had a dozen or so guys dump their massive load all over my face...and as the last cock spat its pearls all over my face felt better ie the fever went away!
When you're on top of a girl having anal sex in the missionary position & she farts without making any noise.
Then the fart sneaks up, punches you in the face, and burns your nostril hairs.
That bitch gave me a Pearl Harbor barber, so I dirty sanchezed her meat wallet!