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A shot of rumplemintz
I was down in Siesta Key and it was so hot I needed to order a shot of Santa’s Dick to cool off.
When you engage in a threesome with four midgets (because they are half people) and one regular person
Yo let’s get you and the other midgets over and run a Santa’s Slay
when your friends nan has an affair with santa.
my nan had an affair with santa last night.
The best football team in the world!!!
FC Santa Coloma Is a future Champions League winner
A sexual position in which the female sticks her ass in the air and the male, wearing a Santa Claus hat & beard, sits on top of the female and drops his testicles into her anus like Santa dropping his bag of toys down the chimney.
After a little too much eggnog, Sally was feeling frisky and asked Todd to leave on the hat & beard and give her a jolly santa.
When you get fucked by a fat man and he makes a creamy beared for you
God i wish he could be my creamy santa
When bae is wearing a red top and you give them a creamy beard
Hannah just wants a creamy santa