look at that snake

Used as a phrase uttered when awkward conversation takes a turn for the worst, but can also be used whenever a nearby person points and diverts your attention to a snake-like object.

random dude: want to see my scab collection?

me: hey, look at that snake!

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Sneaky Snake

A reference to a popular vine on youtube, in which a snake suddenly appears out of the sand, with a voice saying " I'm a sneaky snake" in a funny voice.

Did you see that vine with the "Sneaky Snake"? It was hilarious!

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snake tonguing

When a male starts to urinate and the stream splits off into two equally flowing streams replicating a snake's split tongue.

I got up to pee after a long nap and i started snake tonguing. I immediately became irate after i realized the piss was all over the seat, which no male cares to lift. Hey, we are invincible aren't we?

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Nice Snakes

A term that can respond to any comment ever made. Whether it be a joke, a lame remark, or any stupid stuff in general, Nice Snakes fits in anywhere. It has no meaning, but so much at the same time.

"Look at my new whip! "

"It's kinda nice! Nice Snakes"

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Snake Eater

A penis so massive, it could completely fit another man's junk inside it.

John pulled out a full-on snake eater! I knew I couldn't compare to it, so I ran away.

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Hannukah Snake

When an unsuspecting person is bending over you jab them in the ass with a shamus and yell "Hannukah Snake!"

Did you see that Hannukah Snake that James gave Nemer?

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Snake Soup

An awesome Metal Gear website that also contains a kick-ass forum, not to mention shitloads of information regarding all the MG games that have existed.

"Don't fuck with the owner of this site either. ^_~ "
-me

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