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A person who collects and hides intoxicating items.
"Is there another beer?"
"Ask Johnny. He's the secret squirrel."
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an angry squirrel is another sex thing ------->
u have to get the girl on a leash, and u run around with the other end of the leash, and she will chase after ur nuts like an angry squirrel
She was an angry squirrel last night
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A crazy person. Often the secret squirrel seems almost normal in society, but a look inside his home will show just how squirrely he is. Sometimes the secret squirrel also has a large hoard of items no sensible person would collect.
Kevin is totally a secret squirrel. I bet he has mountains of bottle caps in his bedroom.
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One who is prudent,shrewd,world revolved only around them and noone else. If they dont see what they like they will tell you off and take control of you. Typical bitch.
One would have lots of sex with many nuts. One would like jewlerry or cash in return for sex. One who stares at virgins and tries to seduce them. Thats squirrel queen.
man1 look a squirrel queen
squirrel queen- blinks eyes "ohhhh cuttteee"
man1 don't stare at me or my package
squirrel queen- submit to me i want you and your nuts.
man1-no i will not
squirrel queen fine i will force you to now.
man1 my virginity
squirrel queen i stole your virginity :) and i am squirrel queen collectors of nuts.
man1 whore
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A man who likes "eating" another man's nuts
Dude, look how big of a Homo he is. That guy must be a Dirty Squirrel.
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to hesitate at the site of a squirrel that might jump on you
I stopped walking because I had squirrel hesitation
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a girl that hangs on her man constantly, with no regard for his desire to move around and talk to others.
my boy couldn't hang out 'cause she was draped all over him like a fucking pocket squirrel.
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