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Division II university just outside of Allendale, Michigan. Know for their division II sports programs and watering their lawns WAY to much.
My friend goes to Grand Valley State University.
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To fuck cunts who live in the valley.
I've been bustin' valley gash all weekend!
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The rap scene located out of Simi Valley, California. It kind of sucks. The main subject matter is girls, especially ones named Zeina. “Naali keep it real” and “They Stan Mateo” on SoundCloud pioneered the genre
Did you hear Cart by They Stan Mateo? It’s a highlight of Simi Valley Rap
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One of the most desolate high schools in America, known to rival schools as “Queer Valley”, located in the town that has recently got lots of press as the place where kindapped victim Jaycee Lee Dugard was held in captivity for 18 years. DVHS is known for it’s extremely ghetto charm and is one of the few suburban high schools where there is more black people than white people. Gangsta scum is the majority. We recently had a gang-related shooting in our back parking lot and went on lockdown for two hours, and at a recent football game a gun was confiscated from a student. Despite being forced to wear body ID tags, violence is still very prevalent on campus. We have a slutty volleyball team and a all black cheerleading squad. Students talk back to teachers on a routine basis and fights breakout daily in and out of the classroom. The administration and teachers have zero control over the school despite the fact they like to believe they do, when in reality they are scared of the students and the administration likes to lock themselves up in their offices. The most hardcore students are bused from East Oakland, Southside San Fransisco, and Richmond, three of the most dangerous cities in the world. The bathrooms are disgusting and are full of spray paint messages ranging from gang symbols to "i fcked ur bf biatch". The freshman bathrooms are always closed for obvious reasons; one year someone took a shit in the sinks.
I want to transfer from the ghetto-ass piece of shit of a "school" called Deer Valley High School. Many would go with me if they could. Let's all kick it at the REAL DVHS - Dougherty Valley High school.
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A liberal arts college located in Allendale, MI. Grand Valley carries the 2nd lowest acceptance rate in the State of Michigan. Most who do not get accepted wind up at colleges such as Michigan State University or glorified community colleges such as Western or Central. Known for the athletics, Grand Valley beat the living shit out of over-rated Michigan State in basketball in 2007. Grand Valley also is able to fill an entire building with National Championships. To fit in, a student must own a Sigg water bottle, a North Face jacket, and a sense of being better than everyone that does not go to GVSU. Most graduates are placed in positions where they manage graduates of Michigan State, Western, and Central.
Student 1: Damn, I didn't get in to Grand Valley State University.
Student 2: Its all good, we got in to State!
Student 1: ...but I didn't want to be a janitor...
Student 2: Then go to Western and be unemployable.
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A high school that refuses to create a bass fishing team. Even though all the district 203 schools have bass fishing teams and it is an IHSA sport.
Phil: Hey did you hear that bass fishing is an IHSA sport?
Dave: Yeah, 199 schools in the state have a team!
Phil: Why doesn't Metea Valley High School have a team?
Dave: Because Metea is fucking gay!
Phil: Hell yeah! Metea is gay as fuck!
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Metea Valley High School is a place where most hate to be. There are deffinetly some cool teachers, but the rules make no sense.
RULES THAT DO NOT MAKE SENSE
Dean: "You're not allowed to play hackey sack during lunch!"
Student: "But why not?"
Dean: "Because we have problems with kids smoking and drinking in the bathrooms"
Student: "?"
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WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS (dont pay attention to the other deffinition's examples, this happens so much there is a facebook page for it)
Student not going to Metea: "What school do you go to?"
Student going to Metea: "Metea :("
Student not going to Metea: "aww that sucks"
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MORE RULES THAT DO NOT MAKE SENSE
(Student is lightly tapping on the locker bank with his hands, making a "drum beat")
Dean: "HEY! You may NOT tap on the locker bank!"
Kid: "Why?"
Dean: "Because you're going to break it!"
Kid: -_-
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Metea Valley High School at its finest
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