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A gay bear who acts like a twink
Don't those koala bears look out of place bopping around to Miley Cyrus?
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A nonsensical word combo used along with ones inner chi to make someone mess up while performing an activity or condition in which one is prone to be able to get hurt.The words must be spoken at the right time and must be truly meant. Jiggly bears is a privelege, not a right. Those found using jiggly bears for harm may be arrested for criminal use of harmful words and can used against you in a court of law. Side effects include: getting punched by your friends, black eyes, broken jaws, torn muscles, and an inability to control your bowel movements. Please see your doctor or local physician to see if jiggly bears is right for you. There is a chance of dependency if used too much. Also the effects of the words may be lessened if over used. Do not operate heavy machinery while using these words. Do not use with alcohol or other drugs. There is scientific proof that by connecting to ones inner chi and using the correct annunciation of the words "jiggly bears" a psychilogical wave is sent out and messes up with a persons bodily functions. Thank you very much, ive been great.
Person 1 (standing on edge of diving board): Ima do a backflip.
Person 2: Jiggly Bears.
Person 1: Fuck i hit my head on the board.
Person 2: Why yes. You did.
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A young Cambodian child who's soul purpose is to compete in martial art tournaments, hair stylist, and drift on occasion. He worries more about his hair than his little brother so if you need to get his attention, just put a lighter to his hair or threaten it with scissors. He won't attack unless threatened and is cool temperered; He is easily approachable but shy to make a commitment for a long time friend. Has been seen to hang around gothic loli-girls.
Did you meet that Khu-Bear on the corner of the street? His little brother didn't have a chance against that truck... He was too busy styling his hair.
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n. a vehicle (or vehicles) exceeding the speed limit in the hammer lane, typically after a trucker has moved out of that vehicle's way. The expectation is that smokey bears will go after the vehicle moving fastest, thus keeping them occupied with a customer when you go by. Sometimes truckers try to create this situation on purpose by blocking all the lanes of traffic for a period of time to make people behind them mad enough to speed. see cop cleaner
The truckers were going four-wide on the highway for 10 miles, until the one in the hammer lane swapped lanes, and then the bear bait was released.
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A very attractive woman, particularly someone who is sexy, and described as delectable, delicious, gorgeous or intoxicating. For example, someone who is particularly sexually alluring and simply irresistable.
Another form of calling a sexy girl, a sweet name. Instead of calling her a typical, common name such as, baby, honey, sweetie, you call her "sugar bear", because its different, uncommon and very sweet.
A Sugar Bear can often be found prowling the beaches of Miami looking hot, sexy and sweet.
The word sugar is derived from slang urban usage as in the songs "pour some sugar on me." It is also a term of endearment. The word bear is used for its association to sweet things, and also because they are so irresistably cute and desirable. Bear also lends a sense of power because the charm exuded by the sugar bear is formidable and powerful.
Kristina: Hey babe, what's up?
ND: Oh nothing, just dreaming about my gorgeous sugar bear. You are so hot babe, how can I ever get any work done.
Kristina: I know I am irresistable, but you like it don't you?
ND: Of course I do. Why are you so sexy babe.
Kristina: Put your books down and come get some sugar. I am so hot and you need to cool me off.
ND: You are so irresistable, sexy and delicious.
Kristina: I know.
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A sexual act in which a male double fish hooks a female's butt hole, and while spreading it open to the maximum gape, the man lowers one testicle into the cavernous sphincter. When the testicle is in place, release the hooks and the sphincter clamps down onto the sack like a bear trap.
In order to reach climax, I utilized the bear trap technique with my girlfriend.
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Look at Josh over there in the shower, he has such a bear ass.
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