Eskimo Tits

Pretty self explanatory. The tits of a female eskimo or a very large male eskimo. Eskimo tits have the peculiar quality of being one of the coldest things on Earth. Because the milk inside the eskimo's tits is frozen, it is as solid as a brick.

"Dude, it is as cold as fucking eskimo tits outside!"

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Bannana tits

A type of breast where in the bra it may seem normal but when presented it swoops upwards like a bannana would.

Holy shit man. Last night Jean had the worst Bannana tits I have ever seen. They almost poked my eye out

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tit sling

garment worn to support the breasts; a bra

"I think I left my tit sling in yo house last night."

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detach tit

Used when a guy is acting like such a pussy that an imaginary or spiritual tit is assumed to be attached and wrongfully employed by his mouth. Perhaps even a specific phantom tit, such as that of a mother or gf.

Coach: Hey, Jimmy, it's okay you struck out. Stop your crying. Just remember next time, detach tit. Then bat.

Guy1: Marjorie wants me to help pick between mauve and fuschia for the dining room.

Guy2: Detach tit before speaking, man.

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Saggy Tit

A degree of lameness so far beyond being lame. You made the tit sag.

A: you want to go to a party later?
B: yeah, sure. call me when you're ready to come get me.
(2 hours later)
A: i'm gonna come get you now
B: i fell asleep and am not feeling well
A: you're really saggy titting it this time

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ape tit

Burt Reynolds, on SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy, mispronounced "A Petit Dejunier"

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tits and grits

the act of going to a strip club during the hours of 5-11 in the morning and then taking your stripper friend out to breakfast

i was at dunkin donuts and i saw this dude splitting a bagel with a chick in a bikini, pulled a mean tits and grits

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