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Salami tits are when the areola is so big it looks like a piece of salami was put there.
Her salami tits nipples were massive, and it looked like there was a piece of salami sitting on them...
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A type of breast where in the bra it may seem normal but when presented it swoops upwards like a bannana would.
Holy shit man. Last night Jean had the worst Bannana tits I have ever seen. They almost poked my eye out
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garment worn to support the breasts; a bra
"I think I left my tit sling in yo house last night."
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Used when a guy is acting like such a pussy that an imaginary or spiritual tit is assumed to be attached and wrongfully employed by his mouth. Perhaps even a specific phantom tit, such as that of a mother or gf.
Coach: Hey, Jimmy, it's okay you struck out. Stop your crying. Just remember next time, detach tit. Then bat.
Guy1: Marjorie wants me to help pick between mauve and fuschia for the dining room.
Guy2: Detach tit before speaking, man.
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A degree of lameness so far beyond being lame. You made the tit sag.
A: you want to go to a party later?
B: yeah, sure. call me when you're ready to come get me.
(2 hours later)
A: i'm gonna come get you now
B: i fell asleep and am not feeling well
A: you're really saggy titting it this time
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Burt Reynolds, on SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy, mispronounced "A Petit Dejunier"
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the act of going to a strip club during the hours of 5-11 in the morning and then taking your stripper friend out to breakfast
i was at dunkin donuts and i saw this dude splitting a bagel with a chick in a bikini, pulled a mean tits and grits
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