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when you're playing Mario Kart Double Dash!! and Wario's purple car steals first place right when you are about to cross the finish line.
note: you can be purple carred by anyone
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKK!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING PURPLE CAR!!!!!"
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when all of the blood inside a partially erect penis flows to the tip, enlarging it to unconventional proportions, turning it purple, while throbbing to your pulse; while the rest of the penis, see shaft, stays normal size
"bro what the fuck! my tips turning purple, and i think its gonna blow!"
"shit guys, we got a purple throb"
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When you take it exclusively in the rectum so often that you develop carpal tunnel.
Did you hear about Alisha Long turns out she has Purple Tunnel
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The head of yo dick that looks like a fireman's hat.
Dseeamn, Jim's mom polished Richard's purple helmet with her tongue and made that shit all shiny. Then she stuck it in her cunt..haha!
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Squeezing the penis in a vagina so hard it turns purple.
Dee gave Dustin a purple turtle, so he thanked her and gave her a buck.
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Someone who is very attractive, but not smart....mostly lacking in "street smarts".
-Very beautiful but not too bright.
Bruce: I'm from Australia.
Becky: Oh that's sooo cool. I love Arnold Schwarzenegger!
John: You'll hafta excuse her. She's a purple crayon. Very beautiful but not too bright.
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When a girl is punched harshly in the vagina, and it bruises over.
I bet she has a purple taco in the morning!
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