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Kermit the Frog Green

A really ugly and tasteless shade of green.

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A term that is used to define something (mostly a choice of color or decor) as gross and overwhelming.

Elmo: Oh wow, look at that fancy car! I want one of those in Kermit the Frog Green!

Ezruh: Elmo, you have no taste. Everything looks hideous in Kermit the Frog Green, anyone with a brain in their skull could understand that.

Elmo: Oh be quiet.

by Cecil The Cave Troll October 9, 2023


Are you frogging me?

The term “are you frogging me?” Is the same thing as saying “are you kidding me” but if you like frogs and are a fellow frogged feel free to use it when somebody says something ridiculous

“Hey there’s a frog outside in the grass”
“WOW OMG RLLY YOUVE GOTTA BE FROGGING ME, ARE YOU FROGGING ME?”

Example 2
“Hey, I just took a shit in your toaster”
“Are you frogging me right now?”

by Frogfanman November 12, 2020


Golden Frog Watch

A particular, horrible sexual term that can mean so many inappropriate things. Mainly directed to a girl eating lunch with a group of friends. The girl that the term is directed to is not personal, but true. It involves anybody using frogs to get high during sex. The frogs must be of high price hence to word "Golden". While high, the users, or user, will use the frog to fill any hole not occupied with the mans penis. Many frogs can be used more than once. The word "watch" does not mean seeing, but it actually means like a wristwatch. After experiencing orgasm, or more commonly known as, "Jizzin on dat hoe", you would wipe up the semen with the watch, and the girl would then slide the watch on her wrist and say, "This cum drippin down ma wrist is a signal for me to go. The frog must stay in, or on the empty "hole" until she gets in the car. That is a golden frog watch.

"Me and Jenny had the nicest Golden Frog Watch last Night"
or
"Im sorry sir, your wife died from the golden frog watch."

by TheBigBalledBabyBackBiotch May 7, 2013

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compton frog hop aka fayetteville frog hop

Sex position: step #1 you stand up with woman’s legs over your shoulders and her arms around your neck and fully inserted . step #2 while holding her waist and with full penetration bend at the knees and hop.

For visual aid see Mel (Ving Rhames) and Juanita (A.J. Johnson) in the 2001 movie Baby Boy thats how you do the compton frog hop aka fayetteville frog hop

by Juan Marin September 16, 2008

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frog cunty bitch

A Frog Cunty Bitch is particularly an 8th grade teach who is constantly in a bad mood and gets pissed at you for apparent reason and looks like a humanoid frog and smells like total bottom, and looks like she weighs 400 pounds

She is such a fucking Frog Cunty Bitch

by truthfully m@n February 24, 2020

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battery powered frog

an unattractive male with great prowess in the bedroom. One able to keep things hopping all night long.

Man!.....that guy isn't much to look at..... but he's a battery powered frog.

by Jimtara March 16, 2008

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Cold as a frog's tail

Equivalent to "Cold as a witch's titty in a brass bra." It comes from the idea that frog's don't have tails because they froze off.

"You better put on a coat", said my Southern Grandmother, "It's cold as a frog's tail out there."

by ChristopherBelt January 1, 2018

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