Wifes Second Boyfriend

Just another name for r/WallStreetBets

I lost money taking my investment advice from my Wifes Second Boyfriend.

Really, by time the Wifes Second Boyfriend yells about a stock, you're usually too late to do anything about it.

11👍 8👎

Wife her up

If she cooks for you two days in a row and provides food for you to make the 3rd day. Wife her up!

I've wife her up and now I cook for her forever.

9👍 5👎

Costco Husband/Wife

A person you share a warehouse club membership with. Sometimes you split large orders from said warehouse club with as well.

I need to find a Costco husband/wife so I can get that deal on the plasma.

4👍 2👎

Winnipeg wife swap

When brother A lets brother B have sex with his (brother A's) wife, and in return, brother A gets to have sex with their sister. This is a Winnipeg wife swap.

•7:41PM• <Grim> would you let your bro fuck tessa?
•7:41PM• <spitfire> hell yeah
•7:42PM• <Grim> i think its weird that you and your bro are gonna bang tess and her friend together
•7:42PM• <Grim> gay incest
•7:42PM• <spitfire> well, i mean...compared to him banging my sister
•7:42PM• <spitfire> its nothing really
•7:42PM• <spitfire> doesnt even phase me
•7:42PM• <Grim> true enough
•7:42PM• <Grim> and now you get to fuck your sister too?
•7:42PM• <spitfire> yea
•7:42PM• <Grim> that's a winnipeg wife swap!

43👍 52👎

dud fuck wife

never wants to have sex.

spent 3 weeks getting in those pants and been better off beat'n off. Put Put golf has more sex involved then my dud fuck wife.

6👍 4👎

a grain of lot's wife

Contrary to the term "Grain of Salt," a grain of lots wife refers to the story of Sodom and Gamorah in the Torah, where Lot's wife looks back onto Sodom and Gamorah thus turning her to a pillar of salt.

Jim: Well I can safely say I believe in God and Evoloution at the same time.
John: Well what of creationism? Must the Bible be literal?!
Jim: I believe in that too, just as long as taken with a Grain of Lot's Wife.
John: Nya-ha! I c wat u did der!

6👍 5👎

Participation Trophy Wife

The woman that you settled on marrying because you thought that no one else would have you.

My participation trophy wife is much better-off for having left me.

12👍 5👎