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Toilet Ghost

The shit smell that hangs around in the bathroom after someone's taken a dump, even if they've flushed and deo'd the place. This could last for one hour.

Mom: "Whoo, this place smells bad! The toilet ghost must still be haunting this loo!"

Shaun: "Yesterday I took such a big dump that the toilet ghost didn't want to leave until the next morning."

by Beastly Cock June 02, 2009


toilet [head]

just like a regular head(AKA blow job) but your'e getting it while taking a dump

"dude she gave me a toilet head"

by Yacov N.illit August 08, 2008


boiling toilet

When the receiving member of a rim job decides to flatulate in the face of the person administering the deed.

Sheila was trying to go where I didn't want her to so I gave her the old boiling toilet.

by Sean March 18, 2004


toilet tea

A frothy beverage enjoyed by those who walk on the wild side.

"I spent all Saturday night drinking some fresh toilet tea, if you know what I mean and I think you do."

by gebbly February 26, 2007


toilet paper

looooong term for saying TP

I need TP for my bunghole.

by xzbyte June 02, 2004


The Peppered Toilet

The act of leaving your own pubic hair on the toilet seat thus discouraging the next user from taking a dump.

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by kingstroke89 October 31, 2010


Toilet Flower

When you flush one of those paper ass-gaskets, and it only goes half way down so some of the still dry paper sticks up like flower petals

I really had to shit, but first I had to flush a toilet flower all the way down

by NDZ May 24, 2003