The shit smell that hangs around in the bathroom after someone's taken a dump, even if they've flushed and deo'd the place. This could last for one hour.
Mom: "Whoo, this place smells bad! The toilet ghost must still be haunting this loo!"
Shaun: "Yesterday I took such a big dump that the toilet ghost didn't want to leave until the next morning."
just like a regular head(AKA blow job) but your'e getting it while taking a dump
"dude she gave me a toilet head"
When the receiving member of a rim job decides to flatulate in the face of the person administering the deed.
Sheila was trying to go where I didn't want her to so I gave her the old boiling toilet.
A frothy beverage enjoyed by those who walk on the wild side.
"I spent all Saturday night drinking some fresh toilet tea, if you know what I mean and I think you do."
The act of leaving your own pubic hair on the toilet seat thus discouraging the next user from taking a dump.
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When you flush one of those paper ass-gaskets, and it only goes half way down so some of the still dry paper sticks up like flower petals
I really had to shit, but first I had to flush a toilet flower all the way down