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Toilet Ghost

The shit smell that hangs around in the bathroom after someone's taken a dump, even if they've flushed and deo'd the place. This could last for one hour.

Mom: "Whoo, this place smells bad! The toilet ghost must still be haunting this loo!"

Shaun: "Yesterday I took such a big dump that the toilet ghost didn't want to leave until the next morning."

by Beastly Cock June 2, 2009

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Toilet Tuck

After urinating, you hold your penis down as you squeeze out the last of the piss to prevent it from slamming into the toilet rim.

Steve: You'll get herpes if you don't start toilet tucking.

John: That's just a myth.

Steve: How do you explain this?

by Big Huge Dump December 7, 2010

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toilet [head]

just like a regular head(AKA blow job) but your'e getting it while taking a dump

"dude she gave me a toilet head"

by Yacov N.illit August 8, 2008

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boiling toilet

When the receiving member of a rim job decides to flatulate in the face of the person administering the deed.

Sheila was trying to go where I didn't want her to so I gave her the old boiling toilet.

by Sean March 18, 2004

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toilet tea

A frothy beverage enjoyed by those who walk on the wild side.

"I spent all Saturday night drinking some fresh toilet tea, if you know what I mean and I think you do."

by gebbly February 26, 2007

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toilet paper

looooong term for saying TP

I need TP for my bunghole.

by xzbyte June 2, 2004

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The Peppered Toilet

The act of leaving your own pubic hair on the toilet seat thus discouraging the next user from taking a dump.

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by kingstroke89 October 31, 2010

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