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While your partner sticks his or her tongue in your butt you release a fart on the tip of it.
Last night my girl friend gave me a anal tongue dart.
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To feel unwell following an overindulgence of alcohol.
I feel as rough as a cat's tongue!
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When a kitten places corn chex in her mouth chews it up slightly and blows her daddy.
Kitten Chelsea wanted to suprised her Daddy and gave him the 'ol cat tongue.
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Sticking your tongue out in pictures means your obsessed with me
Stick your tongue out in pictures
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When you tongue fuck a fat womans vagina.
GIRL, you won't believe what Carl did yesterday night, he tongue fucked my mash.
I will Tongue Fuck the Mash now
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When you receive a blumpkin and when you are done shitting you make the bitch lick your ass clean. The key is to make her lick your ass clean so you don't have to use toilet paper. When she is done licking your ass clean cum on her face, then pee on her to clean her off.
I made the bitch give me a Tacoma Tongue Job and she loved it.
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A sexual act between a male and female partner in which the female lies face up and the man proceeds to slowly lower his bottom half until it touches her nose. The female then promptly proceeds to use her tongue to lick her male counterpart's butthole, taint, and scrotum. This act is continued until the man either pops a hot steamy dump all over her unsuspecting face, or ejaculates.
"Man, Kelly gave me the Tahitian Tongue Twister last night."
"Aw man, now where's my yogurt?"
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