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an online troll who can hold his own in the event that a blogger or fellow thread-participant should physically challenge him in a real-life, face-to-face situation
A "troll-bump" is the exact same thing as a "fist-bump" (search "fist bump" if you don't know what that is) but used among and between trolls upon successful trolling.
*class was canceled*
Troll 1: Mark, you're late for class! Ask Troll 2!
Mark: Really troll 2?!
Troll 2: Yes! Hurry, run!
*Mark runs off to class*
Troll 1 and Troll 2: *Troll-bump*
1. A person who ALWAYS says trololo.
2. A person who trolls people non-stop.
3. A person who defends his use of "troll: by claiming that trolls are giants that live under bridges.
Freind: "Look in your lunchbox"
Me: "Where's my yogurt?"
Freind: "Trololo"
Me: "SHUT UP TROLL HOLE!"
A person that constantly bombards you with the truth
Don't be like Jim, Jim's a dumbass be like ty, ty is a master truth troll all he does is hit you with the truth online
A person who, in densely populated areas where demand for parking is high, intentionally approaches an automobile or motorcycle as if they are about to leave, then either stalls by checking their phone, or after a brief stay in the car, closes the door and walks away. A parking troll typically does this in order to annoy the parking campers.
Hey, did you see that parking troll approach the car to annoy the parking campers?
This concept of a Troll generally only applies to forum boards.
Essentially it is a person who decides to Troll, but with abnormal intentions of only posting to help. Thus, they are almost complete opposites of Trolls.
This person will post anywhere in the Forum as many times as they think they need to get their opinion/point across. They tend to have 10x the post count of normal active forumers.
Most of them become Mods, well known through out the community, and are most definitely never banned.
- Xfactor56: Hey guess my post count now!!
- FireofJustice: Like dude I dunno or care.
- Xfactor56: Wellzz it's at 4042 now.
- FireofJustice: How? Was just 390 last week.
- Xfactor56: I just like posting and helping out.
- FireofJustice: W/e ur such a Posi-Troll...
- Xfactor56: ...... >.>
Unlike a typical internet or IRL Troll, this breed of troll has no malicious intent. They exist only to hear themselves talk. Stories and ideas flow out of their mouths like water from a broken dam with little regard for who might be listening. They are only truly harmful to those who allow themselves to be caught in the torrent, unable to break away for fear of being seen as uncaring or insensitive.
Careful when talking to Sarah. She has a tendency to be a bit of a time troll if you get her talking about cheer-leading.
Once Tom caught me by the water-cooler and spent 20 minutes talking about his weekend! I like the guy, but man he sure can be a time troll sometimes.