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How you would like to be remembered in 140 characters or less.
"My Twitter tombstone should be "That's what she said" - my perfect Twitlogy.
The Twitter Shagger is a cryptid that is said to dwell somewhere in the depths of the social media website twitter.com.
Very little is currently known about the Twitter Shagger other than that
1. whatever it is, it is probably horny, and
2. everybody on Twitter wants to know what it is.
There is not yet any consensus among Cryptozoologists as to what sort of creature the Twitter Shagger is, since descriptions taken from alleged sightings of the beast vary wildly, but some have speculated that the Twitter Shagger either physically resembles, or has a particular fondness for, parrots.
Someone on Twitter (probably): "Can someone please tell me who or what a #TwitterShagger is, and why the hell is it trending?!?"
Someone else: "It's 2:00 in the morning and I'm still trying to figure out who the Twitter Shagger is."
female equivalent of male blue balls.
That batch be Twitter payted
EDM twitter is a collection of horny clout chasing ravers , basically A competition to see who can go harder than who and who's got a better fit than who. Shotgunning every weekend and posting about their fav Djs . Used to be about PLUR but died during EDM Twitter 2018 follow trains. This community is supposed to be about music and the love but it turned into cancelling anyone with a different opinion . Used to be good vibes but it’s all superficial .
Headbanger: Oh I think I’ve seen you on Radiate the app!?
PLUR Coke Princess 🔜 LL : No I’m not on that app , maybe you know me from EDM Twitter , I’m like EDM Twitter famous lolZ , I have like 22k. Haha.
1. Any person who also uses twitter can be described as “twitter-adjacent” to you
2. Common language to describe your non affiliation with someone famous on social media
3. The relationship all of us elder millennials had with Tom on MySpace.
Example 1:
“Uh uh! Watch out that mf’er is crazy. Wait to he gets all obsessed with you cause you two are twitter-adjacent! “
Example 2:
Me: “Girl, i love Chris Lake! Like, i get turned on just being twitter-adjacent to him.”
Girl: ”You so crazy!
Someone who makes a front on Twitter, or has Twitter fingers
Girl #1: ew why would he post something like that??
Girl#2: he’s such a Twitter Bird 🤮
Ex.@MasonAllMighty_
Dove emoji twitter consist of the guys and girls who claim to be ‘activists’ because they post #freethenipple and #blacklivesmatter when they’re relevant and only when they’re relevant. They exclusively listen to Frank Ocean, Tyler, The Creator & SZA and believe Bella Hadid is a fashion icon. You can usually catch them wearing rainbow and tye-dye t-shirts and ripped light blue denim jeans with a bunch of ‘alternative’ singers posters on their wall
“yo have you heard Frank Ocean’s new single?”
“nah... that’s dove emoji twitter music, I’ll listen to his next BIG song”