Uncle Buckle

When your uncle asks you to show him where the restroom is at a family gathering, drags you in there with him and bathes you in his hot spunk after lifting you onto the counter and making you shit in his mouth while he smacks his own ears repeatedly

Kid 1: Man a The family reunion uncle Johnny asked where the bathroom was and gave me the good old uncle buckle
Kid 2: Man he did the same thing to me last year
Kid 3:I WISH I COULD GET THE UNCLE BUCKLE
kid 1: Too bad loser

Whiskey Uncle

Always drunk, gets you into alcohol and drugs, is hella creepy & weird af.

Well look at him. He is the definition of a Whiskey Uncle.

Boomer uncle

Boomer uncle is a guy named Raja from Thanjavur who says ‘anna kooda velaya poren’ whenever he wants to escape, he is popularly called as ‘Item Raja’ and his tag line is ITEM RAJA VALGA !

Friend 1: macha va da veliya polam
Raja: anna kooda velaya poren da
Friends: Boomer Boomer uncle

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Candy Uncle

1. A term of endearment for a man who is not old enough to be a Sugar Daddy but performs the same or simular duties as a Sugar Daddy.

2. A younger Sugar Daddy
3. Middle age pimp in his late 30's and 40's

I got a good Candy Uncle becuase he takes care of me and my needs

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twins uncle

Bad grammar. Put the apostrophe in twins uncle to make it make sense.

Twins uncle has no meaning, but twin's uncle means the uncle of a twin.

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Uncle dane

A total hottie, 100% nutt material. Not to be confused with tf2's Dane, this Dane will make Niagara falls in your pants,every time he enters a room, no exceptions.

oh my god! it's Uncle Dane! (nutts silently)

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Uncle Phil

A nickname give to Phil Knight, the founder of Nike and alumnus of the University of Oregon. Phil Knight has donated millions of dollars to University of Oregon Athletics, which has helped pay for state of the art facilities and an overall embarrassment of riches that any athletics program would love to have.. Consequently this has helped Oregon Duck sports (football in particular) become successful. Top-tier athletes are attracted to all of this great stuff. The fans are well-aware of Phil Knight's monetary contributions which have in turn brought success, and metaphorically he's like the uncle whose spoils his nieces/nephews with gifts, hence he's been called "Uncle Phil".

Beaver: "What the hell? How do you guys get all these bitchin' facilities? That's so unfair!!!"

Duck: "It's all courtesy of Uncle Phil. I hope you're looking forward to another beatdown at Autzen stadium where you can see all the new things Uncle Phil has bought for us."

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