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A Canadian university with a reputation for letting everyone in.
If you can walk and talk, you can go to Brock University.
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a chubby kid with a rock in his navel whos name is also a popular tv show thats about gay space rocks that dance to create even bigger gay space rocks
hey i watched steven universe for the first time last night and now im obsessed with rocks.
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lasalle university is a pretty good school in a shitty neighborhood in philadelphia, pa. it’s very mixed with all types of classes, races, genders, you name it. the basketball team is really good and the dining halls are literally never open. the frat parties are not that fun, they’re just excuses to get drunk and do something on a weekend night. and females get roofied too often. also it’s not uncommon to get robbed on campus or to hear gunshots bussing a few blocks away, so don’t be stupid and walk around by yourself at night.
I go to lasalle university.
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An institution of higher misinformation that has gained a great number of students at the onset of COVID-19 in March 2020.
Graduates of this prestigious institution of misinformation always claim to have multiple degrees demonstrating their commitment towards above average standards of research. Prominent educators at this institution include but are not limited to Tucker Carlson, Laura Inghram and Ben Shapiro.
Graduates of FU are known to make regular appearances at supermarkets, School Boards, Insurrections, and mask protests.
Fuck your feeling and your safety. Covid is a hoax, I know because I've done my research at Facebook University.
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The University of Cambridge and the University of Oxford are the oldest universities in the English-speaking world.
They are the most prestigious institutions in the United Kingdom, and are collectively known as Oxbridge.
Oxbridge are consistently ranked as being two of the worlds best educational institutions, the others generally being the likes of Harvard, MIT, Stanford, Princeton, Yale et al.
Alumni of the two universities include Isaac Newton, Stephen (both Fry and Hawking), Simon and Will from the Inbetweeners, David Attenborough, Charles Darwin, C.S. Lewis, Armstrong and Miller, Mitchell and Webb, Lewis Carroll, T.S. Eliot and Bill Clinton, to name just a few of what is an enormous list of influential figures throughout history. Well over 100 Nobel Prize-winners, countless prime ministers, presidents, kings and queens have attended at least one of either Oxford or Cambridge.
Were just one figure to be named as the most famous figure bearing the Oxbridge name, it would surely be Mr. Bean, perhaps best known for playing popular actor Rowan Atkinson.
"William Fulbright was awarded a Rhodes Scholarship to study at Oxford."
"I got rejected from Cambridge." "Unlucky bro, what's your backup?"
"Black student rejected from Oxbridge despite AABBC at A-level including Media and Food Tech."
"The University of Cambridge has lost the world number-one spot to Harvard University in this year's world rankings. But do not despair, O Cantabrigians, for though they may be shed here, poureth e'er the more tears in the third-class city of Oxford, where their polytechnic came in at just fifth place, overtaken by those nerds at MIT."
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A euphemism coined by University of Toledo president Lloyd Jacobs to describe the "quality," or lack thereof, of health care at the UT Medical Center.
This cafeteria hamburger is university quality!
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v. The act of ruining a Beatles song.
An all too common instance of crossing the universe:
Rodrigo: Did you see those drunk chicks singing the end of Hey Jude really loud and obnoxious?
Chad: Yeah, they totally crossed the universe...
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